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Look, I know what you’re thinking. ‘Do I really need to watch another show about rich people yelling at each other in private jets?’ The answer is a resounding YES. Succession isn’t just a show about money—it’s a masterclass in dysfunction that will make your own family dinners look like a walk in the park. If you’ve been living under a rock, here is why this HBO masterpiece is literally the only thing you should be streaming.
1. The insults are basically art
I’m not joking when I say the writers deserve a Nobel Prize for the dialogue alone. The way these characters tear each other apart without even raising their voices is terrifying and hilarious. You’ll find yourself pausing just to write down the sickest burns. It’s like watching a Shakespeare play, but everyone is wearing $5,000 cashmere sweaters and hating their existence. Honestly, I’ve never seen insults this creative. You’re going to be obsessed, I promise.
2. The theme song is a total bop
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Can we talk about the intro music for a second? It’s arguably the best theme song of the last decade. It’s dramatic, it’s moody, and it sets the tone for the absolute chaos that follows. Every time that cello kicks in, I’m ready to take over a media conglomerate. It’s iconic, it’s a mood, and you will never, ever skip it. If you don’t feel like a boss listening to it, check your pulse.
3. Shiv Roy’s outfits are the moment
If you don’t watch for the plot, watch for the wardrobe. Shiv Roy is the queen of corporate chic and I am living for every single turtleneck. The neutral tones, the perfectly tailored coats—it’s giving ‘I’m going to ruin your life, but I’ll look expensive doing it.’ It’s the ultimate inspiration for when you want to look like you own the room, even if you’re just going to the grocery store.
4. It’s actually hilarious
People think it’s just a heavy, depressing drama, but they are so wrong. It is lowkey one of the funniest shows on TV. The physical comedy, the awkward silences, the absolute absurdity of their problems—it’s gold. Watching Tom Wambsgans try to navigate the family dynamics is a comedy sketch in itself. You will be laughing out loud at things you definitely shouldn’t be laughing at. It’s dark humor at its finest.
5. The cast chemistry is off the charts
The way Jeremy Strong, Sarah Snook, Kieran Culkin, and Brian Cox bounce off each other is just insane. You genuinely believe they are a broken, toxic family. The tension in every room is so thick you could cut it with a knife. It’s not just acting; it’s like watching a car crash in slow motion that you just can’t look away from. No cap, this is the best ensemble cast of the 2020s.
6. It’s a masterclass in ‘cringe’
If you love that feeling of wanting to hide behind a pillow because of how awkward a scene is, you are going to thrive here. The show is packed with moments that make you want to curl into a ball. From Kendall’s cringey rap performance to every single attempt at a family ‘bonding’ activity, it’s a goldmine. It’s painful, it’s real, and we absolutely love to watch it happen.
7. The plot twists will break you
You think you know who’s going to come out on top? Think again. The power dynamics shift so fast that you’ll get whiplash. Just when you think a character has finally secured the bag, someone else pulls the rug out from under them. It’s unpredictable, it’s brutal, and it keeps you on the edge of your seat. I’ve screamed at my TV more times than I’d like to admit.
8. It’s 95% on Rotten Tomatoes for a reason
Look, I don’t always trust the critics, but here they are actually right. The show has a massive 95% score on Rotten Tomatoes because it’s just that good. It’s consistent, it’s smart, and it never drops the ball throughout its four-season run. You aren’t wasting your time on a show that falls off in the middle. It starts strong and ends with a bang that you’ll be talking about for years.
9. Cousin Greg is the ultimate chaotic neutral
We all know a Greg. Or maybe we all want to be a Greg? He’s the bumbling, tall, awkward cousin who somehow manages to survive in a den of wolves. Watching him try to survive the Roy family is the most relatable part of the entire show. He’s the audience surrogate, honestly. Every time he does something monumentally stupid, we’re all right there with him. I’m lowkey obsessed with his character arc.
10. It’s basically a modern-day King Lear
If you want to feel smart for watching a show, here you go. It’s loosely based on the classic tragedy of King Lear, but with media moguls and private jets. It’s high-stakes, high-drama, and incredibly layered. You can re-watch episodes and catch new details every single time. It’s deep, it’s complex, and it’s definitely going to be studied in film classes for years to come.
11. The ending is actually perfect
I won’t spoil anything, but let’s just say the finale sticks the landing. In an era where shows struggle to wrap things up, Succession delivers a finale that feels inevitable and earned. You’ll be thinking about the final shot for days. It’s the kind of ending that makes you want to immediately start the series over from episode one just to see the breadcrumbs they left behind.
12. You’ll finally understand the memes
Let’s be real—the main reason to watch is so you aren’t left out of the group chat. The internet is still obsessed with these characters. If you want to understand why everyone is posting ‘L to the OG’ or making jokes about ‘serious people,’ you need to watch. It’s a cultural phenomenon, and honestly? You deserve to be in on the joke. Go start it on Max today!
FAQs
Is Succession worth watching if I hate business shows?
Absolutely. It’s not really about business; it’s about family trauma and power struggles. If you like drama, backstabbing, and incredible acting, you’ll love it. The business stuff is just the background noise for the chaos.
How many seasons of Succession are there?
There are four seasons in total, and all of them are available to stream on Max. It’s a perfect length—not too long, not too short. Every single episode counts toward the final payoff.
Does Succession get better after the first episode?
The first episode is solid, but the show really hits its stride around episode three or four. Once you understand the family dynamics and the specific humor of the show, you’ll be completely hooked.
So, are you convinced yet? Because if you haven’t started Succession, you are seriously missing out on the best drama of the last decade. It’s wild, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally worth the hype. Have you already watched it, or are you planning to start this weekend? Let me know in the comments—I need someone to vent about the finale with!
