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Look, I know your group chat has been screaming about the Roy family for years. You’ve seen the memes, you’ve heard the insults, and you’re probably wondering if it’s actually worth the hype. Real talk: it is. It’s messy, it’s stressful, and it’s arguably the best television HBO has ever produced. If you’ve been sleeping on this, grab your snacks because we are about to explain why this show is pure gold.
1. The insults are literally art
I’m not kidding—the vocabulary on this show is elite. They aren’t just calling each other names; they are crafting Shakespearean-level burns that leave you gasping. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard Logan Roy tell someone exactly how worthless they are in four words or less. It’s savage, it’s quick, and honestly, I’ve started using some of these lines in my own life. Just don’t use them on your boss unless you want to be unemployed.
2. The theme song is an absolute bop
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Can we talk about the opening credits for a second? Nicholas Britell created a masterpiece that makes me feel like I’m about to commit white-collar crime every single time I hear those strings. It’s iconic. You will never skip it. You will sit there, watch the grainy home movies, and vibe to the cello for the full minute. If you don’t feel like an elite billionaire by the end of the intro, are you even watching?
3. Shiv Roy’s wardrobe is a lifestyle
If you love ‘quiet luxury,’ this show is your bible. Shiv’s turtleneck game is so strong it should be illegal. Every outfit she wears screams money, power, and ‘I’m better than you.’ I’m lowkey obsessed with her blazers. It’s the kind of fashion that makes you want to go to a corporate office just to look important. Forget the plot for a second—the clothes alone are worth the Max subscription.
4. Cousin Greg is the comic relief we need
Greg Hirsch is the only person on this show who feels like a real human being, and that’s why we love him. He’s awkward, he’s tall, and he’s constantly trying to navigate a family of sociopaths without losing his head. Watching him bumble through Waystar Royco is pure comedy. He’s the chaotic energy that keeps the show from being too dark. Honestly, he’s a total mood.
5. The betrayal levels are off the charts
You think your family drama is bad? Try being a Roy. These people would trade their own siblings for a seat on the board. The backstabbing is so constant you’ll get whiplash trying to keep up with who is aligned with who. It’s stressful, but in the best way possible. You’ll be yelling at your TV, ‘Don’t trust him!’ and then—spoiler alert—they trust him anyway. It’s a wild ride.
6. The dialogue is actually hilarious
People think it’s just a serious drama, but it’s actually funnier than most sitcoms. The way the characters talk over each other, the awkward pauses, the weird corporate jargon—it’s brilliant. Tom and Greg’s relationship alone is a goldmine of comedic timing. You’ll find yourself laughing at things you definitely shouldn’t be laughing at. It’s dark humor at its absolute peak, and I am living for it.
7. It has a 95% rating on Rotten Tomatoes for a reason
I don’t usually care about critic scores, but when a show holds a 95% on Rotten Tomatoes over four seasons, you have to pay attention. It’s not just hype; it’s quality. The writing, the acting, the cinematography—everything is polished to perfection. It’s rare to find a show that actually gets better as it goes along, but Succession managed to keep the quality sky-high until the very last frame.
8. Tom Wambsgans is a total enigma
Tom starts out as the guy you love to hate, and somehow, by the end, you’re kind of rooting for him? Or are you? He is the ultimate ladder climber, and watching him navigate his marriage to Shiv while trying to survive Logan’s wrath is a masterclass in acting. Matthew Macfadyen deserved every award he won for this role. The man can say more with one facial expression than most actors can with a monologue.
9. The ‘no-stakes’ high-stakes tension
It’s weirdly addictive watching people who have everything fight over having slightly more. They’re billionaires, so they aren’t going to starve, but the way they treat the company like it’s their lifeblood is so intense. It makes you realize how disconnected these people are from reality, which is both fascinating and terrifying. You’ll feel like you’re inside a pressure cooker for an hour, and you won’t want to leave.
10. Kendall Roy is the king of cringe
Kendall tries so hard to be cool, and it is almost always painful to watch. Whether he’s rapping (yes, he actually raps) or trying to act like a hip CEO, he is the definition of cringe. But you can’t help but feel for him. He’s a broken person trying to fill a massive void. He’s the heart of the show, even if his heart is made of ego and expensive suits.
11. The locations are absolutely insane
We’re talking private jets, yachts in the Mediterranean, massive estates in the Hamptons, and penthouses that look like museums. If you’re into travel porn or just want to see how the 0.1% lives, this show is a feast for the eyes. It’s shot so beautifully that you’ll want to pause every scene just to look at the view. It’s basically a luxury vacation for your eyeballs.
12. The ending will actually stick with you
I won’t spoil it, but the finale is perfect. It’s not a happy ending, it’s not a sad ending—it’s exactly what it needed to be. It’s one of those shows where you finish the last episode and just sit there in silence for ten minutes processing your entire life. It’s a rare feat to wrap up a show that well, and it makes the entire journey worth it.
FAQs
Is Succession worth watching if I hate business shows?
Yes! It’s not really about business. It’s about a dysfunctional family that happens to be rich. The corporate stuff is just the background noise for the emotional chaos and constant backstabbing.
Does Succession get better after the first episode?
Absolutely. The pilot is a bit slow while it sets the scene, but by the third or fourth episode, you’ll be hooked. Stick with it—it’s one of the best slow burns in TV history.
Where can I stream Succession in 2026?
You can watch all four seasons of Succession on Max. It is a staple of their library and is definitely not leaving anytime soon. Go grab your login and get started!
Look, I’ve given you 12 reasons, but the best one is just how much fun you’ll have watching these train wrecks. It’s the perfect show to binge over a weekend. Have you already seen it? Do you think Kendall is the worst or the best? Drop your thoughts in the comments—I need to know your take on the finale!
