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Okay, so listen. If you haven’t heard of Avalon Fast, where have you been living? Under a rock? Because her new witchcraft flick, released just this month, is literally eating up the box office and leaving no crumbs. It’s colorful, it’s chaotic, and it’s giving major ‘I’m going to hex my ex’ energy. We’re obsessed with the visuals and the absolute madness of the plot. Here is why you need to go buy a ticket immediately.
1. The Visuals Are Literally Melting My Brain
Look, I’ve seen a lot of movies this year, but nothing looks like this. The color palette alone? It’s giving neon-goth-dream. Avalon Fast clearly decided that ‘muted tones’ are for losers, and honestly? She’s right. Every single frame looks like a Tumblr mood board from 2014 but with a 2026 budget. I want every single outfit they wear in this movie. Can we talk about the lighting? It’s so trippy. I’m literally living for the saturation.
2. The Coven Dynamics Are So Real
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Finally, a movie that understands that being in a coven is basically just like having a group chat that’s 90% drama and 10% actual spellcasting. The way these characters treat each other is so messy, I can’t even. It’s refreshing to see witches who are just as petty as the rest of us. If you’ve ever had a falling out with your bestie over something stupid, you’re going to feel this in your soul.
3. The Soundtrack Is A Total Mood
I am not kidding when I say I’ve had the soundtrack on repeat for three days straight. It’s got that synth-heavy, slightly distorted vibe that makes you feel like you’re walking through a haunted forest at 3 AM. It’s perfect for when you’re trying to look mysterious on the subway. If you aren’t listening to this while doing your skincare routine, what are you even doing with your life?
4. Avalon Fast’s Directing Style Is Just… Different
Most directors play it safe, but not Avalon. She’s out here making choices that make you go, ‘Wait, can she do that?’ And the answer is yes, she can, and she did. It feels so raw and unfiltered, like she’s just showing us her fever dreams. It’s not your typical Hollywood polished mess. It feels indie, but with the budget to make it look expensive. It’s a total flex.
5. The Runtime Is Actually Perfect
Can we give a round of applause for a movie that doesn’t overstay its welcome? It’s clocking in at 95 minutes, which is exactly how long a movie should be. No fluff, no boring filler scenes, just pure witchcraft chaos from start to finish. I’m so tired of three-hour epics that could have been an email. This is the efficiency we deserve in 2026. Grab your popcorn and don’t blink.
6. The Rotten Tomatoes Score Is Holding Strong
At a solid 92% on Rotten Tomatoes right now, the critics are actually agreeing with us for once. It’s rare to find a movie that both the snobs and the casual viewers enjoy, but here we are. People are calling it ‘a fever dream you never want to wake up from.’ I mean, same. If you’re waiting for the reviews to tell you if it’s good, take this as your sign to go.
7. The Practical Effects Are Insane
Everything looks so tactile! You can tell they actually built these sets instead of just relying on lazy CGI. When the magic happens on screen, it feels like it’s actually in the room with you. It’s refreshing to see real props and practical makeup effects in an era where everyone is just green-screening their entire life. It gives the movie such a gritty, grounded feel, even when things get totally supernatural.
8. The Lead Performance Is Everything
The lead actor? A total star. I’m obsessed with how they balance the vulnerability and the absolute power-trip moments. They have this look in their eyes that says, ‘I could turn you into a toad, but I’m too busy being iconic.’ It’s the kind of performance that makes you want to follow their entire career. Mark my words, they’re going to be everywhere by the end of the year.
9. It’s Not Trying To Be ‘The Craft’
Listen, we all love ‘The Craft,’ but we don’t need another remake. Avalon Fast knows that. She’s doing her own thing entirely. This isn’t just another ‘high schoolers learn magic’ story. It’s weirder, it’s darker, and it’s way more experimental. It respects the genre while also completely shredding the rulebook. It’s refreshing to see a modern take that actually feels modern and not just a nostalgic cash grab.
10. The Costume Design Is A Whole Character
Whoever did the wardrobe needs a raise, a vacation, and a trophy. Every outfit tells a story about where the character is in their journey. From the oversized knits to the vintage velvet dresses, I want it all. It’s the perfect inspiration for your next thrift store trip. I’m already planning my Halloween costume based on the third act, no cap. You’re going to be seeing these looks on TikTok for months.
11. It’s Making Bank At The Box Office
It opened with $15 million in its first weekend, which is huge for an indie-style project like this. It proves that people are hungry for weird, original stories. Stop paying to see sequels and reboots and support something that actually has a pulse! The energy in the theater when I saw it was electric. Everyone was gasping, laughing, and just fully locked in. It’s the movie of the summer, hands down.
12. The Ending Will Have You Screaming
I am not going to spoil it, but the last ten minutes? I literally gasped out loud in the theater. My friend had to tell me to be quiet. It’s such a bold, weird, and satisfying conclusion that ties everything together while still leaving you wanting more. I’m already planning to see it again just to catch all the foreshadowing I missed the first time. Seriously, drop everything and go see this masterpiece.
FAQs
Is Avalon Fast’s new movie streaming anywhere?
Currently, it is only in theaters, but it’s expected to hit major platforms like MUBI and A24’s streaming service by late August. Definitely catch it on the big screen while you can for the visuals!
What is the age rating for the new witchcraft movie?
It’s rated R for some intense imagery and language. It’s definitely not for the faint of heart, but if you’re a fan of elevated horror or dark fantasy, you’ll be totally fine and probably love it.
Is the movie actually scary?
It’s more ‘unsettling’ and ‘trippy’ than a traditional jump-scare fest. Think of it as a psychological experience that messes with your head rather than just trying to make you spill your popcorn. It’s truly a vibe.
Look, I’m not saying this is the only movie you should see this year, but I’m close to it. It’s weird, it’s stylish, and it’s exactly the kind of chaos we need right now. Have you seen it yet? Are you as obsessed as I am? Let me know in the comments, and don’t forget to share this with your coven!
