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Look, we’ve all been there. You’re scrolling through Disney+ on a Friday night, staring at the Marvel tab, and you just can’t decide. Do you want the peak MCU highs or the ‘wait, how did this get greenlit?’ lows? I’ve watched every single one of these—yes, even the ones that made my brain hurt. I’m ranking them all, from the absolute disasters to the movies that literally changed our lives. Get ready for some hot takes.
1. The Inhumans Disaster That We All Wish Never Happened
Okay, look, I know this was technically a show-turned-movie experiment, but it counts. It was a disaster. The wigs? The writing? The fact that a giant teleporting dog was the best character? 0% on Rotten Tomatoes is generous. It’s honestly impressive how much they fumbled the bag here. We don’t talk about this one. Ever. If you find yourself watching this, please seek help or maybe just go rewatch Iron Man for the tenth time. It’s for your own good.
2. Thor: The Dark World, The Movie That Put Us To Sleep
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I am so sorry to my boy Chris Hemsworth, but this movie? It’s a total snooze fest. Aside from Loki being his usual iconic self, nothing happens. The villain is forgettable, the plot is messy, and the stakes feel lower than my interest in a Monday morning meeting. It currently sits at a 66% on Rotten Tomatoes, which feels way too high. Honestly, I’ve seen paint dry with more personality than the Dark Elves. Let’s move on.
3. The Incredible Hulk: The Movie Everyone Forgets Exists
Edward Norton was a choice, wasn’t he? This movie feels like a fever dream from a completely different universe. It’s not necessarily ‘bad,’ but it’s just so… generic. It doesn’t have the MCU charm we all know and love. It feels like a standard 2000s action flick that just happened to have a green guy smashing things. It’s a pass for me, honestly. I’m living for the Mark Ruffalo era anyway. No shade to Edward, but we’ve moved on.
4. Iron Man 2: Too Many Villains, Not Enough Focus
I wanted to love this, I really did. Whiplash is a cool villain on paper, but the execution? A total mess. It felt like a glorified trailer for The Avengers rather than an actual standalone story. Robert Downey Jr. is carrying the entire movie on his back, but even he couldn’t save this script. It’s a 71% on Rotten Tomatoes, and that feels about right. It’s fine, but do we really need to watch it again? Probably not.
5. Eternals: The Movie That Tried Way Too Hard
Look, I love Chloe Zhao, but this movie was a lot. It was beautiful to look at—some of those shots are legit art—but the pacing? It was slower than a snail on a treadmill. I wanted to care about these immortal beings, but I ended up just checking my phone every ten minutes. It’s a total mood if you love pretty visuals, but for actual storytelling? It’s a bit of a drag, honestly. Not the worst, but definitely not the best.
6. Doctor Strange: A Visual Trip That Needed More Heart
The magic effects? Unreal. The story? A little bit of a ‘been there, done that’ vibe. It’s basically Iron Man with magic instead of suits. Benedict Cumberbatch is great, obviously, but the movie feels like it’s checking boxes rather than taking risks. It’s a solid 89% on Rotten Tomatoes, which I guess is fair, but it’s not exactly the movie I’m screaming about to my friends. It’s a perfectly fine middle-of-the-road MCU flick.
7. Captain Marvel: A Blast From The Past We Needed
I don’t care what the haters say, I had a blast with this. The 90s nostalgia? The Blockbuster Video reference? Goose the cat being the actual MVP? It’s such a vibe. Brie Larson brings such a fun energy to Carol Danvers. It’s not the most complex movie in the world, but it’s super fun and leaves you feeling hyped. Plus, seeing Nick Fury with two eyes is always a total trip. Definitely worth a rewatch on a lazy Sunday.
8. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2: The Tearjerker We Didn’t Expect
This movie is pure chaos, and I’m lowkey obsessed. It’s funny, it’s colorful, and that ending? I’m crying just thinking about it. ‘I’m Mary Poppins, y’all!’ is legitimately one of the best lines in the entire MCU. It’s not as tight as the first one, but the emotional payoff is so much higher. If you can watch the climax without getting a little misty-eyed, you’re honestly stronger than I am. It’s a total win for James Gunn.
9. Black Panther: Wakanda Forever: A Beautiful, Emotional Sendoff
This movie had the impossible task of continuing without Chadwick Boseman, and they handled it with so much grace. It’s heavy, it’s gorgeous, and Letitia Wright absolutely crushes it. It’s not just a superhero movie; it’s a tribute. I’m still not over how they honored T’Challa. It’s a 84% on Rotten Tomatoes, but for me, it’s a 100% in terms of heart. If you haven’t seen it yet, grab some tissues and prepare yourself for the feels.
10. Spider-Man: No Way Home: The Crossover Of Our Dreams
Okay, real talk: did you scream in the theater when *that* guy showed up? Because I definitely did. This movie is pure fan service in the best way possible. It’s nostalgia, it’s action, it’s Tom Holland being an absolute legend. Bringing all the Spider-Men together was a stroke of genius. It made $1.9 billion at the box office for a reason, guys. It’s literally everything we ever wanted from a Spider-Man movie. Honestly iconic.
11. Avengers: Infinity War: The One That Broke Us All
I am still recovering from the snap, okay? The sheer scale of this movie is insane. Seeing every single character we’ve grown to love in one place? It was a total cultural moment. Thanos is actually a terrifying villain, and the stakes have never felt higher. That ending was the biggest ‘we can’t’ moment in cinematic history. I’ve watched it a dozen times, and it still hits just as hard. Absolute top-tier MCU status.
12. Avengers: Endgame: The Ultimate Mic Drop Moment
This is it. The big one. The culmination of over a decade of storytelling. Does it have some plot holes? Sure. Do I care? Absolutely not. When the portals opened and everyone showed up? I was literally jumping out of my seat. It’s the perfect ending to an era. It’s emotional, it’s epic, and it’s arguably the most satisfying finale ever. If this doesn’t make you want to rewatch the whole franchise, I don’t know what will.
FAQs
What is the best Marvel movie of all time?
While everyone has a different favorite, Avengers: Endgame consistently ranks at the top for its massive scale, emotional payoff, and the way it perfectly wrapped up over ten years of interconnected storytelling for the original Avengers team.
Are all Marvel movies on Disney Plus?
Most of them are, but some are still tied up in licensing deals depending on your region. It’s always best to check your local Disney+ library or search on JustWatch to see exactly where your favorite is currently streaming.
Does the order of Marvel movies matter?
Yes and no. You can definitely enjoy them as standalones, but watching them in release order or chronological order makes the big team-up movies like Infinity War and Endgame way more impactful. You’ll catch so many more easter eggs!
There you have it—the definitive, totally-not-biased ranking of the MCU. Whether you agree with my top pick or think I’m totally off my rocker, I want to hear it! Drop a comment and tell me which movie you’d put at number one. Did I do Thor dirty? Let’s fight about it in the comments!
